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[herlocksholmes]

[Ah, someone is attempting to contact the instructor]

Can we meet in person?

[He can work via the tablet but he's so used to talking to people face to face this feels off to him. Which is why that was his immediate question, yup]

[instructus]

Hello, Herlock. No, we cannot.

This will have to be sufficient.

voice // Tues night week 1

[teidaisei]

[ He is an oldie so texting is but a pipe dream. ]

So, is this what you get off on?

omg kawase

[instructus]

I'm enjoying seeing how you're all responding to your predicament, yes. Perhaps in a less explicit way than you'd like, but it has been interesting, to say the least.

text, monday at like 2am

[catarou]

Lorelei-san. Would you happen to have a moment? I have a query for you, and I simply cannot wait a moment longer, lest my heart turn to stone...

[ normal people would be sleeping but unfortunately gentaro is not normal people ]

[instructus]

[ it's a good thing this is over text because she is groggy as fuck right now but it's fine ]

Should I be concerned, Gentaro? It must be very pressing if you need to text me at 2am about it.

voice

[partymagician]

[ Texting is fine but he’s still getting used to it, so voice it is! ]

Are we allowed to ask you for things? You’ve given us so much, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind giving us a little more~

[instructus]

Hello, Fai. Depends on what the request is. What would you like from me?

audio

[escardos]

[ you don't have to answer this coco it's just me putting in writing that flat will be playing nyan cat on the trombone all fucking day on the phone on thursday ]

[instructus]

[ There is radio silence on her end the entire time.

I can't believe we're blowing up the phone booth ]

Audio

[selfconcept]

[ Whenever Flat leaves the "practice room" and the telephone booth is finally unmanned. Hien just uses it to call. His face is a mess, his hair is a mess... yeah, no video right now. ]

Hello, Miss Instructor. Can we get soundproofing in the common room, please? I think I had enough nyancat for another eon.

[instructus]

[ She sounds a lot less composed than usual when she answers. There's some bite to her tone, though it's not really directed at Hien for obvious reasons. ]

I'm working on it.

W2, MONDAY EVENING

[instructus]

[ Lorelei will be unavailable for chatting from Monday evening until Tuesday morning. ]

week 2, sunday evening?? idk time is a lie | text

[undertakings]

Are you controlling the fog?

[instructus]

No, actually.

Did something happen?

week 2, monday at 2:45am

[catarou]

[ Hey, Lorelei, is that a call from your favorite author?

Should she answer, she'll just hear, uh.

well. ]

[instructus]

[ She takes the call for approximately 0.0000005 seconds before hanging up. ]

W2 Sunday...... afternoon?? waking up is hard (video)

[unsinksyourship]

[BZZZP and other beautiful odes to Tamamori abusing the phone booth because he has no idea why the fuck it isn't a phone. You brought this upon yourself by failing to give him a phone.

He's probably way too close to the tablet, also. I forgot the timeline so you know what. You just get to see up his nose most of the time. Enjoy.]

Laurence! What's with all the eggs, did you decide to get in league with the omurice gods??

omg...

[instructus]

[ That sure is a view but she recognizes the voice, so..... ]

For your egg drop activity, of course. Knowing you lot, you'll need all the eggs you can get.

Week 2

[herlocksholmes]

[A mere couple minutes after Flat finishes his bus stop trombone session, Sholmes gets in contact with Lorelei]

My dear madam!

[Sholmes opens the conversation with video. He looks pretty annoyed]

I have most urgent complaints to make.

[instructus]

Hello, Herlock. How can I help you?

[ :worry: ]

tuesday, mid-morning

[partymagician]

[ Fai is looking a little rough in the morning, so phone call it is! When Lorelei picks up, he greets her cheerfully: ]

Lorelei~ Did you miss me?

[instructus]

Well, seeing as though you've been one of the easiest students to work with thus far, sure.

[ GESTURES AT THE ABOVE???? ]

What would you like to discuss, Fai?

post event post shrok at like 5 am i guess ; text

[escardos]

[ flat just sends lorelei whatever estelletube version of look at this graph (very loud) there is. ]

[instructus]

[ She immediately hangs up but it is not without look at this graph blasting in her ears, good job Flat. ]

week 3, sunday night; video

[fabulation]

[ It is sometime in the early evening, Xingqiu sitting elegantly outside in the courtyard, looking the picture of irrefutable tranquility.

Though his gaze can be seen on the other side of the video, it seems focused. ]

Good evening, Lorelei.

I thought it would be good if we took the time for a brief chat.

[ He sounds calm, voice measured. ]

What kind of end result will you anticipating after you sent us along on that little venture, out of curiosity?

[instructus]

Hello, Xingqiu. Why, I was hoping for you all to learn something.

[ She sips her coffee, voice also measured. ]

Something about helping each other out, since I still sensed that there was some animosity within this group. It worked out, didn't it? Florence reported that things cleared up when you all went outside again, so you were able to emerge victorious.

sunday evening ; audio

[escardos]

[ good evening lorelei! ]

[instructus]

[ She picks up and waits until the song is over. Surprisingly, she actually responds by the end of it: ]

Flat Escardos. Do you truly have no other way to communicate with me other than through these...memes?

[ probably not?! ]

thursday, late afternoon

[catarou]

Lorelei. If you have a moment, I would like to discuss something with you.

[instructus]

Good afternoon, Gentaro. What would you like to speak to me about?

audio, Thursday evening

[selfconcept]

Hey, Miss Instructor. Got a good meal tonight? If you haven't, you wanna have some dinner with me?

[ He doesn't sound like he's flirting... ]

[instructus]

Good evening, Hien. I do, in fact: Instant noodles, and I'll indulge you -- did you want to chat about something?

week 4, sunday | audio

[undertakings]

Instructor. Why didn't Luscinia accompany us last Saturday?

[instructus]

Hello, Shin. I was performing some maintenance on them and had to run some diagnostics.

Why do you ask?

w4 wed night/thur am

[festiverogue]

[It's literally 3 AM.]

Goooooooood morning, Ms. Lorelei! I sure can't sleep, so when you have a chance, can we talk for a bit? I'll wait up!

[instructus]

Good morning, Madara. I am awake. What would you like to talk about?

wednesday, 1:00am

[catarou]

[ Hello Lorelei, it's your best friend Gentaro! He has a wonderful song for you.

The moment she picks up the phone, she'll hear Gentaro (though, he does a great impression of the singer) singing-- well. You're welcome. ]

[instructus]

[ Midway through his performance: ]

I see that you are trying to imitate Flat Escardos.

W5 Monday

[instructus]

[ Lorelei will not respond to audio/video calls on Monday, but texts will be replied to on Tuesday. She will be available then. ]

video, w5 wednesday

[selfconcept]

[ Hien turns on the camera function for once when he's here, and he brought ✨️ gifts ✨️ ]

Miss Instructor, yo. Can I see your earrings real quick? I feel like I've seen them somewhere before.

[instructus]

Hm?

[ She blinks before she pushes back some of her hair to showcase her earrings. They look like pearls and seem to be well-kept. ]

There's nothing particularly special about them.